105 Dad Jokes: This Series Is Getting Out of Ham!
By Harry Sprout
Warning: This book is completely out of ham-and completely out of control.
You thought "The Wurst Ones Yet" was bad?
Buckle up. 105 Dad Jokes just cranked the cringe to eleven.
Fresh, never-before-seen wordplay disasters that hit harder than a dad at a family reunion:
- My friend Phillip had his lip removed. Now we just call him Phil.
- Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle electric. Call it the Lightning Bug.
- If King Charles farts at dinner, noble gases have no reaction.
- Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. That's a little condescending.
- I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. "Where?" "No. Regular."
- Respect people who wear glasses. They paid money to see you.
- The U.S. needs 3 more states. 53 is prime → one nation, indivisible.
- Crashed my new Kia. Now I have Nokia.
- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
- Best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
...plus 100+ more just like them.
No recycled jokes. No mercy. Pure dad energy gone rogue.
Packed into ridiculous new chapters:
Name theft, royal farts + periodic table, height condescension, werewolf misunderstandings, glasses respect, state-math treason, car-brand disasters, wife-as-state geography, woodworking incremental madness...
and a bonus round that refuses to shut up.
Perfect for dads who won't stop, road trips that need chaos, Father's Day revenge gifts, or anyone who secretly loves being tortured by puns.Side effects: sighs, eye-rolls, hidden laughs, kids hiding, group-chat spam.
If you survive this one, there might be a 106.
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There will be a 106.)
The series isn't stopping. It's just getting out of ham.
Grab it now-before your family stages an intervention.