Bigfoot did WHAT?!

Are you tired of the same recycled "I saw a large hairy figure" Bigfoot stories? Good. This book isn't that.
This is the deep end of the pool: the part where every lifeguard refuses to go.

Inside these pages are 40 documented encounters so bizarre they make the Patterson-Gimlin film look like a tax report. These are the cases whispered on old forums, buried in forgotten magazines, confessed in shaky podcast interviews, and shared by people who clearly wish they hadn't seen what they saw.

You'll read about:

• A Bigfoot flying over Walla Walla on three red inflatable balls while dragging a dead dog
• The telepathic forest giant who discussed cats, happiness, and husbands with a lonely grandma
• A radioactive ape in a silver spacesuit who literally shot a kid with a dart gun
• The Bigfoot that leapt into a river, then sent glowing pink humanoids to a witness's bedroom as punishment
• The Sasquatch "princess" who drugs a man with mushrooms and successfully steals his... male gametes
• A Bigfoot that raids an Al Capone hideout, shrugs off gunfire by Big Al himself, and walks away
• A Sasquatch in a glowing blue belt stealing a pig during a 1974 UFO flap
• A winged Bigfoot sighting on Thanksgiving, because of course it was Thanksgiving