Claude Envelope

One crashed spaceship. One underpaid mailman. And way too many questionable decisions.

When the Intergalactic Mail XXI mysteriously falls from the sky, you, Claude Envelope, an ordinary mailman with zero survival instincts, somehow survive completely unscathed. You are stranded on an alien planet. Smoke, debris, bodies, and undelivered packages surround you, and your friend Fred gives you his final wish: to deliver the rest of the packages.

But here's the thing:

Delivering the packages is totally optional. Whether you want to honor Fred, save the universe, or immediately run in the other direction, that's completely up to you.

In this hilarious choose-your-own-adventure book, you decide the path, and every choice leads somewhere new, whether it's dangerous, awesome, or absolutely ridiculous. Your mission is whatever you choose it to be. Deliver the mail... or don't. Just try not to die in the dumbest way possible (it won't be easy).

A chaotic, funny, sci-fi adventure perfect for readers who love humor, aliens, and interactive storytelling!