OFGM! Brittany Needs it Bad!
Social media influencer (and all-round narcissist) Brittany Penispump is new to the sleepy town of C*ntbury.
When she visited the church, she falls head over heels in love with Chad, the Archbishop of C*ntbury, and his rugged good looks, charming charisma etc.
But the town and its elderly population live in fear of a mysterious devil going around removing certain parts of the female anatomy at random.
Now, Brittany, the (gosh-darn handsome) Archbishop, and the barely-functioning parishioners of C*ntbury will arm themselves with pistols, hand guns, semi-automatics, fully-automatics, mini-guns, RPGS, and nuclear warheads as they try to track down and execute the cl*t-removing b@astard before he strikes again... in this funny and uplifting tale of infanticide, genital mutilation and tampon production.