Confessions of a Chemtrail Captain

What if the most ridiculous conspiracy theory on the Internet were not quite as ridiculous as everyone had been taught to believe? "Confessions of a Chemtrail Captain" presents the extraordinary testimony of Captain Jurgen Hals, a sixty-three-year-old retired airline pilot who claims that, beginning in 1997, he participated in a secret international program involving modified passenger aircraft, clandestine atmospheric dispersal and an organization known as the International Atmospheric Management Directorate.

According to Hals, his recruitment began after an otherwise routine flight to Frankfurt, when he was summoned to an anonymous office and offered entry into a world that officially did not exist. What follows is his detailed account of concealed reservoir systems, coded chemical compounds, secret flight instructions and an international bureaucracy involving governments, intelligence agencies, airlines, scientists and contractors.

Yet Hals describes no sinister mastermind directing events from a hidden control room. Instead, he portrays something altogether more plausible-and perhaps more disturbing: a sprawling bureaucracy whose original purpose has become obscured by decades of competing government programs, scientific experiments, departmental interests and institutional inertia. Some operations supposedly concern weather modification and atmospheric surveillance; others have purposes considerably stranger. Whether any of them actually work is a question that eventually troubles Hals himself.

The most remarkable part of his account, however, concerns how such an enormous secret could possibly remain hidden. Hals insists that it has never remained hidden at all. Documents leak. Mechanics notice unusual equipment. Pilots talk. Amateur investigators photograph aircraft, compare flight paths and uncover suspicious contracts. According to Hals, the Directorate eventually realized that suppressing such discoveries was unnecessary. Instead, **Operation Tin Hat** was created around a brilliantly cynical principle: when somebody comes dangerously close to the truth, do not silence them. Join them, exaggerate their claims, associate their evidence with increasingly preposterous theories, and allow ridicule to accomplish what censorship cannot.

Eventually Hals decides that he has remained silent long enough. Armed with diaries, photographs and flight records, he prepares his confession for publication, only to encounter an unexpected problem: nobody wants to believe him.

Then one publisher offers a solution. Publish the manuscript as a novel. What follows is the book you are now considering. Is "Confessions of a Chemtrail Captain" simply a darkly comic novel about bureaucracy, secrecy and manufactured disbelief? Is Captain Jurgen Hals an invented narrator whose elaborate confession satirizes the conspiracy culture of the Internet age? Or is the classification of his manuscript as fiction the final and most effective application of the very technique he claims to expose?

Hals provides his answer. Whether you believe him is another matter entirely.
With 8 Dramatic, Never-Before-Seen Photographs.
Contents
Chapter 1: I Have Decided to Tell the Truth
Chapter 2: The Aircraft
Chapter 3: The Juice
Chapter 4: How You Load 2000 Litres Without Anyone Seeing
Chapter 5: The Button
Chapter 6: Why We Did It
Chapter 7: The Committee Above Governments
Chapter 8: The Pilots Who Refused
Photographs
Chapter 9: The Great Contrail Problem
Chapter 10: How Do Twenty Thousand People Keep a Secret?
Chapter 11: Operation Tin Hat
Chapter 12: The Men Who Photograph the Sky
Chapter 13: The Day We Nearly Lost Everything
Chapter 14: Why I Am Writing This
Chapter 15: You Will Not Believe Me