Fed Patrol

Fed Patrol was never supposed to last this long.

What began as a temporary assignment has survived audits, training initiatives, certification efforts, and repeated attempts to clarify what the unit actually does. Now officially observed, lightly standardized, and completely misunderstood as a success, Fed Patrol enters its most dangerous phase yet: expectations.

As leadership tries to formalize the chaos, the unit becomes a testing ground for new procedures, performance metrics, novelty equipment, and employee engagement strategies no one fully understands. Oversight expands. Documentation multiplies. The mission grows again. And the team, still operating out of a non-office office environment, continues to improvise its way through every new responsibility placed in front of them.

Fed Patrol: Other Duties as Assigned delivers escalating workplace absurdity, ensemble comedy, and the familiar truth that in government, once something works by accident, it is almost guaranteed to be repeated on purpose.

Because nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution no one wants to fix.