How to Cure Yourself

Ever wanted to cure a mild fever by draining your own blood, or soothe a crying baby with a heavy dose of unregulated morphine?

Welcome to the golden age of quackery, a time when the world's leading medical experts and travelling showmen agreed that the best way to treat an illness was to aggressively poison the patient.

In How to Cure Yourself (A Guide to Patent Medicines, Bloodletting, and Premature Death), author William Hathorne dives into the wildly unregulated, astonishingly dangerous, and darkly comedic history of 18th and 19th-century medicine. Drawn directly from genuine pharmacopeias, patent medicine advertisements, and medical journals published between 1780 and 1910, this book reveals exactly what our ancestors endured in the desperate pursuit of health.

Part of the Historically Bad Advice series, this book pairs jaw-dropping historical source material with biting satirical commentary. You'll discover how savvy charlatans bottled toxic sludge as miracle tonics, and how the medical establishment utilized leeches, heavy metals, and sheer guesswork to bridge the terrifying gap between what the body needed and what science could provide.

Inside, you will learn:

• The Scarificator: The agonizing, multi-bladed, and surprisingly popular practice of bloodletting to cure absolutely any ailment.

• Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup: How generations of mothers unknowingly treated their children's teething pain with liberal doses of morphine.

• The Heroic Dose: Why doctors believed that prescribing massive, toxic amounts of calomel (mercury) was the ultimate medical breakthrough.

• The Electric Belt: The shocking truth behind the absurd, wearable medical devices sold by travelling showmen to cure everything from indigestion to impotence.

• The Patent Medicine Boom: How the unregulated market allowed anyone with a glass bottle and a printing press to sell hazardous chemical cocktails as guaranteed cures.

Perfect for fans of dark history, medical oddities, and anyone who has ever suspected that the "cure" might just be worse than the disease. How to Cure Yourself is a hilarious, jaw-dropping reminder that surviving the doctor used to be the hardest part of getting well.