Love's labyrinth

Cherubs kidnapped the newlyweds. You're crashing their dimension to get them back.

Love's Labyrinth is a Valentine's Day one-shot adventure where wedding guests become unlikely heroes, battling through a pocket dimension of weaponized romance to rescue a kidnapped bride and groom before a massive, muscle-bound cupid called Big Chonk sacrifices their love to unleash chaos upon the mortal world.

One moment you're watching the ceremony. The next, a cherub the size of a linebacker bursts through a pink portal, snatches the happy couple, and vanishes. The only weapon within reach? A champagne bottle. Time to be a hero.

What's Inside:
- Complete 2-3 hour adventure for levels 2-3
- 4 pre-generated wedding guest characters (ready to play immediately)
- 5 themed encounter chambers with unique environmental hazards
- Full stat blocks for all enemies including the terrifying Big Chonk
- Battle maps and printable handouts
- Scaling guidelines for 2-4 players
- An ally cherub who speaks exclusively in street slang

What to Expect:
This adventure mocks Valentine's Day tropes with affection, not cynicism. You'll fight diaper-clad cherubs wielding candy-heart clubs labeled "BE MINE." You'll hear more terrible pickup lines than a dive bar at closing time. Every room name is a pun. If your players groan, you're doing it right.

Think The Princess Bride meets a greeting card aisle fever dream. The combat has real stakes, but the tone stays light. It's romantic comedy meets dungeon crawl-and somehow it works.

Perfect For:
- Valentine's Day game nights or couples date night D&D
- Tables wanting comedy with genuine stakes
- DMs who need a zero-prep one-shot
- Small groups of 2-4 players
- Anyone who thinks cherubs are creepy when you really look at them

Arm yourself with a champagne bottle. The cupids are waiting.