Naked Truths

Naked Truths: A Collection of Shower Thoughts

Do you get your best ideas in the shower? The ones that make you stop washing your hair and just stand there thinking? This book is full of those ideas. All the funny, weird, and smart thoughts that only show up when you are wet, warm, and alone with your brain. Shower thoughts like whether you're celebrating a birth or mourning a death, a few things stay constant: The total of people older than you wi l never go up. Inside you will find shower thoughts. You can read one in ten seconds. You can read twenty before bed. Some will make you laugh so hard that water comes out your nose. Some will make you quiet for a minute because they feel so true. Some will make you run to tell your friend, "You have to hear this one!" This book is for anyone who has a brain and uses soap. Kids will like it. Teens will like it. Moms and dads will like it. Even grandpas will love it. You do not need to be smart to read it. But you will feel smart after you do. It may give you more shower thoughts. It may make you laugh at work. It may make your friends think you are the funny one.