NOT MOMS

YOU DID IT! Or rather, you didn't do it. 

YOU DIDN'T HAVE KIDS!

You're CHILDFREE. Whether childfree by choice or part of a DINK household, you just unlocked the premium version of adulthood - the one without a tiny dictator demanding dino-shaped nuggets and a college fund. You've joined the exclusive club of adults who've been told, "You'll regret it someday," by people who haven't slept since last Thursday.

NOT MOMS is the essential, laugh-out-loud handbook for adults with a deep appreciation of extra "me time" and money.

But what exactly are you supposed to do with all that glorious freedom and disposable cash?

This tongue-in-cheek lifestyle guide blends practical advice with playful insights and sharp wit, all while reassuring readers that the childfree life is a valid and valuable choice.

From managing money, time, and social expectations to mastering the art of answering personal questions from loved ones and strangers, this whimsically illustrated book delivers a cathartic read for anyone navigating life without kids.

NOT MOMS celebrates alternative life paths with humor and heart.

Each illustrated chapter combines inspirational ideas, relatable anecdotes, and comedy-driven observations.

Inside, you'll find TIPS AND TRICKS such as:

• Quippy Responses to "When Are You Having Kids?" and Other Stupid Questions
• Things You Can Say Out Loud When You Don't Have Kids
• Financial Planning with Our Simple "Don't Buy This, Buy That!" Chart
• How To Tackle FOMO When Your Hormones Getcha!
• AfterNap Affirmations for the Childfree
• And a guided Childfree Journal to document your amazing childfree life!