THE BUM'S RUSH

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Officer Holland Orwell Beau, aka Mister Hobo, decided to throw a mutt named Ming the Merciless a BBQ bone to chew. It wasn't wise.
How could that simple decision suddenly put his badge and mortal butt into a huge black cloud of zapping chaos? And how could a simple ye olde bum's rush out of a blues bar put him on some unknown East Coast mafia family's hit list?

There was a simple answer. Woman trouble, several in fact and constantly dogging him around like a vagrant mooching mutt named Ming, again.
Several females with competing agendas combine to prove a truth that Hobo is a self inflicted magnet for black clouds of misfortune. Three females, Dame Mother Nature, Dame Fame and Fortune, and one vicious old mafia Dame, Bernadine Terrazzo Chumly, also combine to prove a coply truth in life.

Organized crime on local, national, and international scales is like a colony of cockroaches, hard to stomp individually, almost impossible to kill collectively, and usually lethal to any that attempt either. Mister Hobo must wise up quickly to deflect those truths or get a very fast and fatal flight of "The Bum's Rush".